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Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2017-188-C0DE
8-6-4-2-0-
yourcoworker
Inmate@yourcoworker

HT: 9 yrs on record

Your Coworker

★ Public Enemy
A.K.A.@yourcoworker, Your Coworker
M.O.TypeScript, YAML, Regret
Member Since2017
Known Associates128 followers
Prior Convictions42 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

1,068 years

Charges filed · 5 count(s)

  • § 401-AReckless EndangermentFELONY 1 · AGG579y

    24 unprotected pushes straight to main, no review

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityFELONY 2 · AGG337y

    112 commits that said nothing useful: "fix", "wip", "."

  • § 668-0Habitual OffenderFELONY 2 · AGG127y

    Committed "fix" 41 separate times

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y

    43 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    88 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

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