Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2007-293-PK34
8-6-4-2-0-
Inmate@defunkt
HT: 18.6 yrs on record
Chris Wanstrath
A.K.A.@defunkt, Chris Wanstrath
M.O.Ruby, JavaScript, Emacs Lisp
Member Since2007
Known Associates22698 followers
Prior Convictions107 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
25 years
Charges filed · 2 count(s)
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y
29 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
27 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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