COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2007-293-PK34
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defunkt
Inmate@defunkt

HT: 18.6 yrs on record

Chris Wanstrath

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@defunkt, Chris Wanstrath
M.O.Ruby, JavaScript, Emacs Lisp
Member Since2007
Known Associates22698 followers
Prior Convictions107 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

25 years

Charges filed · 2 count(s)

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y

    29 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    27 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

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