COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2009-196-1XP2
8-6-4-2-0-
developit
Inmate@developit

HT: 16.9 yrs on record

Jason Miller

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@developit, Jason Miller
M.O.JavaScript, TypeScript, Shell
Member Since2009
Known Associates12970 followers
Prior Convictions351 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

40 years

Charges filed · 4 count(s)

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y

    20 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM

  • § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y

    351 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    43 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR3y

    2 commit messages a stranger could not decode

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