Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2009-017-1DTQ
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Inmate@fabpot
HT: 17.5 yrs on record
Fabien Potencier
A.K.A.@fabpot, Fabien Potencier
M.O.PHP, CSS, Go
Member Since2009
Known Associates13443 followers
Prior Convictions86 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
55 years
Charges filed · 7 count(s)
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y
14 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM
- § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y
66 of 86 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
30 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR7y
6 commit messages a stranger could not decode
- § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y
8 of 12 repos shipped with zero description
- § 101-3Failure to NameMISDEMEANOR4y
1 repo named like "untitled" or "final-final"
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR3y
3 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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