COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2011-145-1VO7
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gaearon
Inmate@gaearon

HT: 15 yrs on record

dan

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@gaearon, dan
M.O.JavaScript, TypeScript, Kotlin
Member Since2011
Known Associates90797 followers
Prior Convictions296 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

38 years

Charges filed · 5 count(s)

  • § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y

    296 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.

  • § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y

    58 of 100 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    26 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR3y

    2 commit messages a stranger could not decode

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR3y

    2 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.

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