COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2011-131-14RN
8-6-4-2-0-
jakevdp
Inmate@jakevdp

HT: 15.1 yrs on record

Jake Vanderplas

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@jakevdp, Jake Vanderplas
M.O.Jupyter Notebook, Python, TeX
Member Since2011
Known Associates19321 followers
Prior Convictions241 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

30 years

Charges filed · 5 count(s)

  • § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y

    241 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.

  • § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y

    66 of 100 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work

  • § 101-3Failure to NameMISDEMEANOR4y

    1 repo named like "untitled" or "final-final"

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR2y

    2 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR2y

    1 commit that said nothing useful: "fix", "wip", "."

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