COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2009-022-2EIP
8-6-4-2-0-
jhillacre
Inmate@jhillacre

HT: 17.4 yrs on record

Joel Hillacre

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@jhillacre, Joel Hillacre
M.O.JavaScript, Python
Member Since2009
Known Associates10 followers
Prior Convictions6 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

28 years

Charges filed · 3 count(s)

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y

    14 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    20 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR3y

    3 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

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