Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2011-285-1KMH
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Inmate@kelseyhightower
HT: 14.6 yrs on record
Kelsey Hightower
A.K.A.@kelseyhightower, Kelsey Hightower
M.O.Go, Shell, Dockerfile
Member Since2011
Known Associates24108 followers
Prior Convictions196 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
39 years
Charges filed · 5 count(s)
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR12y
11 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
29 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR9y
196 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.
- § 101-3Failure to NameMISDEMEANOR6y
2 repos named like "untitled" or "final-final"
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR2y
2 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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