Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2020-317-B4IZ
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Inmate@kenbaird13
HT: 5.5 yrs on record
Kenwyn Baird
A.K.A.@kenbaird13, Kenwyn Baird
M.O.C++, Python, C
Member Since2020
Known Associates2 followers
Prior Convictions17 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
31 years
Charges filed · 4 count(s)
- § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y
9 of 17 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
14 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR6y
5 commit messages a stranger could not decode
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR5y
5 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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