COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2020-317-B4IZ
8-6-4-2-0-
kenbaird13
Inmate@kenbaird13

HT: 5.9 yrs on record

Kenwyn Baird

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@kenbaird13, Kenwyn Baird
M.O.C++, Python, C
Member Since2020
Known Associates2 followers
Prior Convictions19 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

24 years

Charges filed · 4 count(s)

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    10 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR6y

    6 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR5y

    4 commit messages a stranger could not decode

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR3y

    2 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM

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