Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2011-329-17RO
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Inmate@Lloir
HT: 14.5 yrs on record
THIS IS MY NAME
A.K.A.@Lloir, THIS IS MY NAME
M.O.JavaScript, C++, Python
Member Since2011
Known Associates46 followers
Prior Convictions55 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
51 years
Charges filed · 6 count(s)
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR12y
15 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR11y
10 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM
- § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y
37 of 55 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
26 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y
16 of 17 repos shipped with zero description
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR2y
1 low-effort message like "fix" and "stuff"
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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