Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2008-058-RNJ4
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Inmate@mitchellh
HT: 18.3 yrs on record
Mitchell Hashimoto
A.K.A.@mitchellh, Mitchell Hashimoto
M.O.Go, Zig, C
Member Since2008
Known Associates22787 followers
Prior Convictions118 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
22 years
Charges filed · 3 count(s)
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
46 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR8y
7 low-effort messages like "fix" and "stuff"
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR4y
4 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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