Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2008-058-RNJ4
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Inmate@mitchellh
HT: 18.6 yrs on record
Mitchell Hashimoto
A.K.A.@mitchellh, Mitchell Hashimoto
M.O.Go, Zig, C
Member Since2008
Known Associates24446 followers
Prior Convictions119 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
37 years
Charges filed · 4 count(s)
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y
25 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR10y
9 low-effort messages like "fix" and "stuff"
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
33 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR2y
2 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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