COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2008-058-RNJ4
8-6-4-2-0-
mitchellh
Inmate@mitchellh

HT: 18.3 yrs on record

Mitchell Hashimoto

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@mitchellh, Mitchell Hashimoto
M.O.Go, Zig, C
Member Since2008
Known Associates22787 followers
Prior Convictions118 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

22 years

Charges filed · 3 count(s)

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    46 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR8y

    7 low-effort messages like "fix" and "stuff"

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR4y

    4 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

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