Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2007-293-KDZ4
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Inmate@mojombo
HT: 18.6 yrs on record
Tom Preston-Werner
A.K.A.@mojombo, Tom Preston-Werner
M.O.Ruby, Erlang, JavaScript
Member Since2007
Known Associates24619 followers
Prior Convictions66 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
77 years
Charges filed · 5 count(s)
- § 668-0Habitual OffenderMISDEMEANOR31y
Committed "test" 27 separate times
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR28y
27 low-effort messages like "fix" and "stuff"
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
42 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 240-6Verbal AssaultMISDEMEANOR9y
1 time caught swearing at the compiler in writing
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR2y
1 commit pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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