Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2014-128-1HI0
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Inmate@mxstbr
HT: 12.1 yrs on record
Max Stoiber
A.K.A.@mxstbr, Max Stoiber
M.O.JavaScript, TypeScript, CSS
Member Since2014
Known Associates7110 followers
Prior Convictions288 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
50 years
Charges filed · 5 count(s)
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y
22 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM
- § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y
288 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.
- § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y
74 of 100 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
29 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR3y
3 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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