COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2008-262-02UU
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tj
Inmate@tj

HT: 17.7 yrs on record

TJ

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@tj
M.O.Go, JavaScript, Shell
Member Since2008
Known Associates51746 followers
Prior Convictions296 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

31 years

Charges filed · 4 count(s)

  • § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y

    296 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    16 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR7y

    6 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR2y

    1 commit that said nothing useful: "fix", "wip", "."

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