Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2008-262-02UU
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Inmate@tj
HT: 17.7 yrs on record
TJ
A.K.A.@tj
M.O.Go, JavaScript, Shell
Member Since2008
Known Associates51746 followers
Prior Convictions296 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
31 years
Charges filed · 4 count(s)
- § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y
296 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
16 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR7y
6 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR2y
1 commit that said nothing useful: "fix", "wip", "."
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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