Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2011-246-1KCD
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Inmate@torvalds
HT: 14.7 yrs on record
Linus Torvalds
A.K.A.@torvalds, Linus Torvalds
M.O.C, OpenSCAD
Member Since2011
Known Associates305375 followers
Prior Convictions11 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
14 years
Charges filed · 2 count(s)
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
43 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR4y
3 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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